I am Spartacus

What I love about computerised systems is that they don’t care about what they process. Garbage in, garbage out. Hence, I give you Mr I Spartacus’s Tesco Clubcard:

Mr I Spartacus's Tesco Clubcard

I’m issuing a challenge. What’s the daftest and/or most gratuitously offensive name you can get onto a loyalty card?

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  1. Alex

    Wrote at 2008-08-23 10:47 UTC using Safari 525.20 on Mac OS X:

    I can’t wait to see some of these entires. :)
  2. James

    Wrote at 2008-08-23 11:34 UTC using Firefox 3.0 on Mac OS X:

    Since I can’t find anywhere to apply online (looks like phone and in-store only), I tender my entry as:

    “Mr E Shopper”
  3. Dan

    Wrote at 2008-08-24 09:59 UTC using Firefox 2.0.0.16 on Windows Vista:

    I’ve just signed up for a card online here.
    https://www.co-operativemembership.coop/joinnow

    If it comes like I hoped I’ll post a picture.
  4. Dan

    Wrote at 2008-09-10 19:11 UTC using Firefox 2.0.0.16 on Windows Vista:

    I am the Law

    Can’t post a picture to the comments box but my entry is here:

    http://brickswanted.googlepages.com/iamthelaw

    Beat that…

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