I am Spartacus
What I love about computerised systems is that they don’t care about what they process. Garbage in, garbage out. Hence, I give you Mr I Spartacus’s Tesco Clubcard:

I’m issuing a challenge. What’s the daftest and/or most gratuitously offensive name you can get onto a loyalty card?
2008-08-22 18:26 UTC. Comments: 4.
Alex
Wrote at 2008-08-23 10:47 UTC using Safari 525.20 on Mac OS X:
I can’t wait to see some of these entires. :)James
Wrote at 2008-08-23 11:34 UTC using Firefox 3.0 on Mac OS X:
Since I can’t find anywhere to apply online (looks like phone and in-store only), I tender my entry as:“Mr E Shopper”
Dan
Wrote at 2008-08-24 09:59 UTC using Firefox 2.0.0.16 on Windows Vista:
I’ve just signed up for a card online here.https://www.co-operativemembership.coop/joinnow
If it comes like I hoped I’ll post a picture.
Dan
Wrote at 2008-09-10 19:11 UTC using Firefox 2.0.0.16 on Windows Vista:
I am the LawCan’t post a picture to the comments box but my entry is here:
http://brickswanted.googlepages.com/iamthelaw
Beat that…